i got drunk and i fell down

"Shitfaced" (with Kevin & Greg)

The Birthday Week has drawn to a close. I am left with the Ghost of Hangovers Past & greeting cards that I will feel guilty tossing in the trash. Perhaps I will put them in a drawer to be thrown out at a later date. This is a critical decision, not one to be taken lightly. I better not fuck it up.

Apparently I was intoxicated last night. I was told by a few people that they have never seen me that drunk. It's not that I haven't been that sloshed many times before, I just chose not to "maintain" last night. Being sloppy was fun. I blame it on lack of food & dignity accompanied by a few healthy swigs of Jagermeister. What the fuck is a Jagermeister?

"In German Jägermeister means "expert hunter" (combining Jäger, hunter, and Meister, master). The Jägermeister logo, the head of a stag with a glowing cross between the antlers, is a reference to the story of Saint Hubert."

Wikipedia rocks my world.

-Moving on-

At least one person got the cosmic joke though my delivery was a bit off. However, I now know that I am Funny and People Like Me

This is coming out quite disjointed, but that is the best way I know to operate right now. If i release the inner monologue into the wild whole, it will kill everything in sight like some sci-fi species of garlic mustard. Or maybe a swarm of killer bees. I'm not ready to find out yet.

In conclusion, i am very grateful for the friends & family that tried their damnedest to make sure i had a good week. I love you all.

jen

PS
Twenty-seven
27
XXVII

I should start paying attention.